Bonjour
Y'all !!!
Yes I am
back again. I know you missed me from the responses I got today. And if you
don't, just pretend....
Thoughts of
the day:
Whatever you are, be a good one.
- Abraham Lincoln
- Abraham Lincoln
"All problems become smaller if you
don't dodge them, but confront them."
--William F. Halsey
"Pain is the root of knowledge."
--Simone Weil
"The ideal never comes. Today is ideal
for him who would make it so."
--Horatio W. Dresser
The important thing is not so much that
every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to
learn.
- John Lubbock
"There's no labor a man can do that's
undignified, if he does it right."
--Bill Cosby
"No matter how far you have gone on a
wrong road, turn back."
--Turkish proverb
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing
annoys them so much."
--Oscar Wilde
Have a good day
Michel
A man had a ticket for the theater but when
he was seated by the
usher, he found that he was too far from the
stage.
He whispered to the usher, "This is a
mystery play, and I have to
watch a mystery close up. Get me a better
seat, and I'll give you
a handsome tip."
The usher moves him into the second row, and
the man hands the
usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter, frowns at
him, then leans over
and whispers, "The wife did it".
NEW SLOGANS FOR FLORIDA
FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax...Retire...ReVote.
FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again! ...and again...and again...
FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts...and counts...and counts...
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount! Or Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice. Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
Sign on I-95 : Florida this way...no, that way...5 miles...wait, 10 miles
Rumination of the Day
This time of year, the frost on the ground
and
the chill in the air fill me with energy and
goodwill. They also fill me with
thankfulness
that I don't have any nipple jewelry.
(Bob Van Voris)
The makers of Preparation H, a well know
treatment for
hemorrhoids, today recalled all of their
products from store
shelves nationwide.
Reports of tampering have surfaced and, upon
investigation,
officials have found evidence that someone
has inserted a form of
deadly poison into the products which, if
used, will kill
instantly.
Reports are just now beginning to trickle in
however, it appears
that thus far the tampered with Preparation
H may be responsible
for the deaths of at least a
dozen....assholes.
Winter Wonderland New Jersey Style
Driver's swear ..... are you listenin',
At the Mall .....folks are bitchin',
A miserable sight ..... they're sorry
tonite,
Drivin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!
Gone away ...... are your tires,
meter has ...... just expired,
They towed you away, while you shopped
today,
Parkin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!
On the Parkway we will have a
breakdown,
We'll be stuck and threathened on the
side,
If we're lucky, muggers might come mug
us,
And if we plead they may give us a
ride!
Santa's sleigh ..... was impounded,
All the Elves ...... were surrounded,
He's now in a cell .... for ringin'
his bell,
Living in New Jersey's TrafficLand!
