Yes, Now you know who is Ally McBeal's dancing
baby!!!
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Just when I think
I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends.
Listeners of
country radio station KMPS called to complain that
they found the use of the word "lesbian" in
a public service message offensive.
The station apologized for the offense and then played
a song about a guy who was in love with his horse.
New Wave Bumper
Stickers
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His
Animal Friends
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a
car window
How many roads must a man travel down before he
admits he is lost
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in
ammunition
Two gerbils
walking on the sidewalk in front of a gay bar
One says to the other as they were staring at the sign,
Let go in and get shit-faced!!!!!
"Cooking With
The Enemy" Savory Recipes From Papua-New Guinea
My boss has a
problem dealing with authority figures - like me.
Gambling is not
addictive. I have been gambling for 25 years.
Q: Pat Robertson,
what's the best way to get to Paradise?
A: "Turn right and go straight."
Q: What did the brown
gerbil say to the white gerbil?
A: "You must be new around here."
Beauty is in the eye
of the beer holder ...
I go from zero to
horny in 2.5 beers!
Women close their
eyes when they kiss because they can't stand to see a
man have a good time.
Little old Mr.
Fontaine is on his front stoop, barbequing a chicken
on a manual rotisserie.
A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey,
man...the music stopped, and your monkey's on
fire."
What do the
letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexics Association.
What's the
difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What's the
difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
thermometer?
The taste.
What does it
mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
They're hiring.
Shin: a device for
finding furniture in the dark.
And Moses looked upon
the Lord and said: "We are your chosen
people and you want us to cut the tips off our
WHAT?!"
Join the Army,
meet interesting people, kill them.
For Sale:
Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
We put the K in
Kwality.
West Virginia:
Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names.
I Have The
Body Of A God......Buddha
Eat Right,
Exercise, Die Anyway
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Dyslexics Of The
World - Untie!
Q: What did
the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
AA: No.. But I can pick up dates...
Q: Why don't blind
people skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of the dog.
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