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Bonjour Y'all
Well I had few minutes before leaving....
Thought of the day;
Adversity reveals genius,
Prosperity conceals it.
- Unknown (wished I said that)
Michel
Just a bunch of one-liners....
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How can you tell a happy sperm?
He's the one with egg on his face!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a telephone pole with a rooster?
A: A 20ft. cock that wants to reach out and touch somebody.
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Q: What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A: A pimple doesn't come on your face till your 15.
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DID YOU HEAR MICHAEL JACKSON IS GOING BACK TO DOING COMMERCIALS FOR PEPSI?
SEEMS HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD SUCK THE KID OUT OF THE PEPSI
BOTTLE.....
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A tough looking Marine comes into Kelly's and declares he is there to commemorate his
first experience at oral sex . He orders six beers. The bartender asks, "Why do you
want six beers?" The Marine replies, "It'll probably take that many to get the
taste out of my mouth."
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Q: What does BITCH stand for?
A. Bill's In Trouble Call Hillary!
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Q: What does a TORNADO and a DIVORCE in Arkansas have in common?
A: Either way somebody's gonna LOSE a trailer.
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One sperm says to another sperm, "I'm really getting tired, how far is it to the
uterus?" The second sperm says, "hell man we're not even past the tonsils
yet."
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Q: How do you castrate a Redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw!
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A: Well-hung!
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If a man speaks in the forest, & there is no woman there to hear him,is he STILL
wrong?
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Q. Why do gay guys have mustaches?
A. To hide the stretch marks!!
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What do you call a closet full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
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How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Woman: Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.
Doctor: What Have you been taking for it.
Woman: Pepper
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How do you know a blond's been having a bad day?
There's a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
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A man walks into a bar and says I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a
cows balls and a fat man walks up and pulls down his pants and says mow mow
buckarou.
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Do you know what those bumps are around a ladies nimple? It's brail
for:"Suck Here!"
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Q. How do you know if an Aisian has robbed your home?
A. The cat is gone and the kid's homework is done.
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